{"id":17551,"date":"2016-08-23T11:00:55","date_gmt":"2016-08-23T15:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/?p=17551"},"modified":"2016-08-23T07:22:03","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T11:22:03","slug":"read-kanye-wests-poem-in-frank-oceans-boys-dont-cry-zine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/?p=17551","title":{"rendered":"READ Kanye West&#8217;s Poem in Frank Ocean&#8217;s &#8216;Boys Don&#8217;t Cry&#8217; Zine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16094 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/kanye-tlop.jpg?resize=250%2C250\" alt=\"kanye-tlop\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/kanye-tlop.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/kanye-tlop.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/>Well the day finally arrived on Saturday (Aug 20) when Frank Ocean released his highly anticipated <strong>Blonde<\/strong> album. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Along with the Blonde album, he also dropped a magazine called <em>Boys Don\u2019t Cry<\/em> (which was slated to be the name of his album). Frank quietly rolled out the zine at pop-up shops around the world, and although the magazine was free, copies were swiftly snapped up by thousands of eager fans.<\/p>\n<p>Inside fans discovered that Kanye West actually penned a poem titled \u201cMcDonalds Man,\u201d in which he imagines the cheeseburgers waging a Toy Story-esque war against the french fries. <\/p>\n<p>Check out Joey Badass reading the poem below in a video clip. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>McDonalds Man<br \/>\nMcDonalds Man<br \/>\nThe French Fries Had A Plan<br \/>\nThe French Fries Had A Plan<br \/>\nThe Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band<br \/>\nCus The French Fries Had A Plan<br \/>\nThe French Fries Had A Plan<br \/>\nMcDonalds Man<br \/>\nMcDonalds<br \/>\nI Know Them French Fries Had A Plan<br \/>\nI Know Them French Fries Had A Plan<br \/>\nThe Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band<br \/>\nTo Overthrow The French Fries Plan<br \/>\nI Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man<br \/>\nSmelling All Good And Shit<br \/>\nI Don\u2019t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man<br \/>\nI Don\u2019t Trust It I Can\u2019t<br \/>\nMcDonalds Man<br \/>\nMcDonalds Man<br \/>\nMcDonalds Damn<br \/>\nThem French Fries Look Good Tho<br \/>\nI Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries<br \/>\nI Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries<br \/>\nEven The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries<br \/>\nI could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes<br \/>\nAnd He Only Be There Some Of The Time<br \/>\nEverybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries<br \/>\nExcept For That One Special Guy<br \/>\nThat Smooth Apple Pie<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tt-62vLCaGY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well the day finally arrived on Saturday (Aug 20) when Frank Ocean released his highly anticipated Blonde album.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[458,654,807],"class_list":["post-17551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-headlines","tag-frank-ocean","tag-kanye-west","tag-matrix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7qLKy-4z5","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/blonde_full_ohsodj.jpg?fit=596%2C596&ssl=1","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17551"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17554,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17551\/revisions\/17554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}