{"id":227,"date":"2013-04-02T14:41:59","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T18:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/?p=227"},"modified":"2013-04-02T14:41:59","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T18:41:59","slug":"take-a-hint-before-i-go-mint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"Take A Hint Before I Go Mint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I struggle through the dreaded\u00a0task of dropping pounds &#8211; 10 to be exact &#8211; in time for bikini season, it\u2019s nice to see that we\u2019re not all the epitome of a greek goddess.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/hint1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-229\" alt=\"hint\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/hint1.jpg?resize=250%2C250\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/hint1.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/hint1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>Looks like Khloe Kardashian got busted in a pair of nude spanx (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/entertainment\/gossip\/khloe-shows-wind-blows-dress-article-1.1303320\"><strong>SEE HERE<\/strong><\/a>) when a huge gust of wind swept by.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/key-phrases\/\">SMH<\/a> \u2026 Embarrassing.\u00a0 The worst thing about being spotted in spanx is that it reveals the fact that it was all an illusion. There you were prancing around like you had done the hard work (or at least had good genes) when all the while it was an extreme elastic band doing all the work.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Well unfortunately for me, spanx will not be helpful on the beach.\u00a0 So my goal this week is to wean myself off the sugary drinks. \u00a0This is tough \u2013 especially since I really don\u2019t like water.\u00a0 Yesterday, I noticed I had gone practically the whole work day without so much as a drop of liquid when faced with drinking a glass of water.\u00a0 When I came in this morning that same cup of water was on my desk starring me in the face.\u00a0 Ridiculous!!!<\/p>\n<p>So I bought this <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Hint Water<\/span> last night thinking I could bribe myself into doing the right thing.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Hint is regular water accented with natural flavor. No sugar, no artificial sweeteners.<\/p>\n<p>Child NO!<\/p>\n<p>I thought adding fruit tastes to blah water could only make it better.\u00a0 It just made it worse.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dear CEO, perhaps a dab of artificial sweetener will do it some justice.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So far I\u2019ve tried Blackberry and Watermelon.\u00a0 When chilled (damn near iced), it did taste a little better than the Watermelon but still \u2026 the taste was <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/key-phrases\/\"><strong>bad news bears<\/strong><\/a><\/span>. Before I completely give up, I\u2019m going to hunt down the Cucumber flavor since its one of my favorite foods.\u00a0 If I don\u2019t see a glimpse of hope there, I\u2019m going to have to ditch the Hint Water.\u00a0 Maybe I\u2019ll try <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Mint Water<\/span> next.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>As I struggle through the dreaded\u00a0task of dropping pounds &#8211; 10 to be exact &#8211; in time for bikini season, it\u2019s nice to see that we\u2019re not all the epitome of a greek goddess.\u00a0 Looks <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/?p=227\" title=\"Take A Hint Before I Go Mint\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[129,451,528,532,684,1186,1373,1391],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beach","tag-food","tag-health","tag-hint-water","tag-khloe-kardashian","tag-spanx","tag-water","tag-work"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7qLKy-3F","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}