{"id":306,"date":"2013-05-28T21:36:51","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T01:36:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/?p=306"},"modified":"2013-05-28T21:36:51","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T01:36:51","slug":"quick-thoughts-vol-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ohsodj.com\/?p=306","title":{"rendered":"Quick Thoughts Vol. 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some quick thoughts on some current stories.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/kells_lm-h-135.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-307\" alt=\"kells_LM-H 135\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ohsodj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/kells_lm-h-135.jpg?resize=259%2C250\" width=\"259\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a>Kelly Talks Ozzy<\/b>. Kelly Osbourne appears in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan addressing her father Ozzy Osborne\u2019s drug relapse and addiction as well as her own.\u00a0 Don\u2019t have much to say about the article. But I do have two thoughts on the topic \u00a01.) Good for Sharon (her mother and Ozzy\u2019s wife) for standing her ground and leaving Ozzy shortly after his relapse. It\u2019s so hard to do that to a loved one, but you have to be tough when it comes to harmful behavior.\u00a0 She\u2019s stood by his side and failing health when most (including yours truly) would have bounced out. \u00a0His end of the bargain is to stay sober \u2013 which I understand is a daily struggle.\u00a0 Still there has to be boundaries.\u00a0 2.) Doesn\u2019t Kelly look good???\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0 I never think much of Kelly\u2019s fashion choices, but she\u2019s <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/key-phrases\/\">slaying<\/a><\/strong> here. Go Kells!! \u00a0Oh and by the way she dropped a hell of a line in the article. &#8220;People think this is my 15 minutes.\u00a0 F&#8211;k you. I&#8217;ve got an hour.&#8221; Love it!!!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/entertainment\/gossip\/amanda-bynes-claims-suing-nypd-arrest-allergic-alcohol-drugs-article-1.1355682\"><b>What can Rihanna smoke weed and I can\u2019t?<\/b><\/a>\u00a0 Really??? This is the question disgraced former-Nickelodeon\u00a0 actress Amanda Bynes asked after her recent arrest when complaints rolled in that she threw a bong out a high-rise apartment. Things got even more bizarre when she threw several twitter insults Rihanna\u2019s way calling her ugly, comparing her to a dog and suggesting that Rihanna was attempting to pass herself as a white woman. I tried to ignore this whole saga but it looks like it\u2019s never ending so let me just jump in.<\/p>\n<p>Rihanna can smoke weed and you can\u2019t Amanda for a quite a few reasons in no particular order:<\/p>\n<p>1.) Because Rihanna\u2019s a multi-platinum rock star that sells out international arenas.\u00a0 When you start working again and bringing in the dollars associated with that type of success, you\u2019ll notice that your standards would probably change as well.\u00a0 Before anyone raises their hand, I\u2019m not saying it\u2019s right, but <a href=\"https:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/key-phrases\/\"><strong>it is what it is<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 Successful people often live by a different set of standards.<\/p>\n<p>2.) Because Rihanna sits in the corner and smokes her blunt quietly.\u00a0 With the exception of an Instagram pic here and there, she doesn\u2019t cause any sort of chaos or trouble.\u00a0 She just looks good while doing it.\u00a0 And speaking of that\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>3.) Because Rihanna looks good while doing it.\u00a0 She\u2019s an attractive woman who, right or wrong, does bring the sexy appeal of smoking from years ago back to the forefront.<\/p>\n<p>4.) And finally last and most importantly Amanda, because you are on drugs far more hard and harmful that weed.\u00a0 Despite the fact that Amanda claims she is allergic to alcohol and drugs, it\u2019s clear that she\u2019s under the influence of some sort of substance. I have no idea what that is, but something is making her post obscene tweets soliciting sex and insulting her peers randomly.\u00a0 Rihanna is the latest, but she\u2019s attacked Jay-Z, Jenny McCarthy, ex-boyfriend Kid Cudi in very, very crude ways.\u00a0 I also find it odd that she refers to them all as ugly. What are we 5?\u00a0 Hmmmm\u2026.let me be ugly with millions in my bank account.\u00a0 I\u2019ll take that.\u00a0 Furthermore, and this is a side-bar:\u00a0 What is it with the constant references to race in her rants?\u00a0 Now I\u2019m trying to be logical.\u00a0 She\u2019s clearly not in her right mind.\u00a0 But the constant and venomous references of race are making give her the <a href=\"http:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/key-phrases\/\">side-eye<\/a>. Me no likey.\u00a0 No ma\u2019am.<\/p>\n<p><b>Straw-ber-Rita Bud Light:\u00a0 Margarita\u2019s with a twist<\/b>.\u00a0 Has anyone tasted these yet?\u00a0 Over the weekend I had my first and they are pretty good.\u00a0 I think it\u2019s my new house cocktail. Just in case you\u2019re wondering, it doesn\u2019t taste like beer at all. It\u2019s true to the margarita flavor description. And since I hate the taste of beer, you can trust me on this.\u00a0 It reminds you of a wine cooler, just a hair bit stronger. The margarita is packaged in these cute little 8 oz cans, but don\u2019t be fooled.\u00a0 \u00a0By my second one it was starting to be lights out.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ohsodj.wordpress.com\/key-phrases\/\"><b>Investigators looking at possible Chris Brown hit and run<\/b><\/a>.\u00a0 Long story, short &#8211; Chris had a fender bender and reportedly gave that person the wrong insurance info, etc.\u00a0 No big deal right?\u00a0 Yes, very big deal if you\u2019re on probation.\u00a0 False information is the same as providing no information and could be viewed as a hit-and-run case.\u00a0 In fact any sort of breaking of the law while you\u2019re on probation is considered a violation of probation and could put him behind bars.\u00a0 Now while given the immaterial nature of the accident, this may not land him in jail, but Chris Brown is targeted.\u00a0 Right or wrong, someone\u2019s not happy that this kid is walking the street and they\u2019re watching every move he makes to make an example of him.\u00a0 His camp should seriously have a come-to-Jesus talk with him.\u00a0 He\u2019s going down the O.J. path. He gets away with murder but then gets snatched up on a crazy robbery charge.\u00a0 The sad part is no will care.\u00a0 I\u2019ve tried to give him a fair open shot myself, but he\u2019s not ready or remorseful.\u00a0 Unfortunately, jail would probably do him so good.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Here are some quick thoughts on some current stories. Kelly Talks Ozzy. 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