Apparently the economic downturn has put a cramp in cheater’s pockets. More people with mistresses are being forced to forgo hotels and have sex in their own homes – which they may possibly share with their spouse or partners.
Enter a new service which can help with these struggling adulterers – the cleaning service Little Elves New York.
“We don’t ask — we know that we need to check everything: that there is no hair on the floor, in the shower, no hair in the bathtub, no lipstick, nothing there to show that something happened before,” David Brugiatelli of the cleaning service to the NYPost.
“Customers will ask us to ‘please make sure to wash and replace the sheets, remove stains and remake the bed,’ ” he said.
But Dinee Harris of Great Green Cleaning had a little more pride. She said that if her agency suspects that an “urgent’ job involves cleaning up after an infidelity, she won’t send a maid out on it because it might put the worker in danger.
“Who knows what will happen when the wife comes home,” she said.
SMH…. Who knew that adulterers were struggling like this? (sarcasm)
Here’s a thought that would save even more money … don’t cheat in your home. Even better, don’t cheat at ALL!!!!! How disrespectful to bring a mistress to the home you share with your significant other. And while in theory all cleaning services aim to remove things like stray hairs, etc., it’s a little tacky that Little Elves is tagging that as a flagship service.
What do you think? Is this service appropriate?
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